What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:12

-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.